love

define "LOVE"?
according to the nurses and other medical staff..
"Love is like illness, anyone who gets infected always ends up in BED"
hahahahaha

CUTE STORY

Once upon a time,der was a simple girl hu fell inluv wid 2 guys. but d 2 guys
didnt love her bcoz d to guys LOVE EACH OTHER! :))

Bad Romance

LOVE between two guys is not a gay relationship. But rather it is called as--- BAD ROMANCE

UTOT

Anak:Tay,ano sa english ang utot?
Tatay:Wind of CHANGE. 
Anak:eh ung utot na na d tumunog?
Tatay:sound of SILINCE.
Anak: eh ung utot na my dalang dumi?
Tatay:DUST in the wind. 
Anak:eh ung utot na d sinasaya? 
Tata:CARELESS WHISPER. 
Anak:eh ung utot na naipit? 
TATAY: Please release me! 
hahaha :))

MOON

A guy was secretly inlove with his bestfriend.. Guy sees a falling star.. 
GUY:i wish my bestfrnd wud know my feelings!
STAR: y wont u tell ur bstfrnd about ur feelings?
GUY: SHOANG! shudi mg-ana bayet..ed di mka knows c pare nga UYOTCH juken! awkward na nuon. gaga! :))

Someone

Pare 1: pre, what's ur biggest fantasy?

Pare 2: to bekissed by someone in da rain.how about u?

pare1: to be that someone pare. 

ahahahhaha

Lolang Pulube

LOLA: ineng palimos nman.
(naghulog ng barya si ineng at sabay nagtanong)

GIRL:uhmm..lola bakit po dalawa ang lata niyo? 

LOLA: ineng, as a business woman, you should think conservatively, it's
by thinking on more ways on how to develop your own business. That's
why, instead of associating the money i got for my daily expenditures, I
invested it by putting up another branch.

GIRL: Nose bleed.